09
Aug
This gentleman is the special character who I discovered today just south of Thomas Circle in DC. Coming back from Potbelly, I was standing at the corner of 14th and K St. NW when Ole Bike Shorts here strolled up behind me. He then sauntered into one of the busiest intersections in the city to turn around and tell a delightful looking 20something yuppie that she had a “tasty booty.” After making a cross between a biting motion and a turtle snap, he crossed the street to the Crowne Plaza hotel after waving at a passing bus. He then looked through the hotel’s outdoor ashtray atop a trash can before spotting another African-American lady to gawk at, accompanied by a fancy Norman Smiley dip. Street, gawk, repeat.
